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if the perfect man doesn't exist, explain my dog
$5
Nationwide Shipping • Arrives Jun 26 - Jun 29$1 flat fee
If the perfect man doesn't exist... explain my dog! Ok, our dog is actually a girl but gender is a construct and who cares! Seriously though, why are dogs so perfect? This sticker is for the silly dog fan. Holographic glossy vinyl weatherproof sticker.
4" x 2.5" die cut

Venice•
Opens at 10:00 AM
Union is a home & lifestyle shop curated with women and queer-owned small businesses. our goal is to spread joy and make every day objects beautiful and fun.

Kelly
Owner
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Same-day delivery from Venice, pickup available
Return for store credit within 7 days
Verified independent store
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if the perfect man doesn't exist, explain my dog
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Nationwide Shipping • Arrives Jun 26 - Jun 29$1 flat fee
If the perfect man doesn't exist... explain my dog! Ok, our dog is actually a girl but gender is a construct and who cares! Seriously though, why are dogs so perfect? This sticker is for the silly dog fan. Holographic glossy vinyl weatherproof sticker.
4" x 2.5" die cut

Venice•
Opens at 10:00 AM
Union is a home & lifestyle shop curated with women and queer-owned small businesses. our goal is to spread joy and make every day objects beautiful and fun.

Kelly
Owner
Payments secured by Stripe
Same-day delivery from Venice, pickup available
Return for store credit within 7 days
Verified independent store
Delivery Options
3-hour Delivery
Get it by 1:00 PM
24-hour Delivery
Get it by 8 PM tomorrow
Pickup In Store
Get it by 1:00 PM