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if the perfect man doesn't exist, explain my dog
$5
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If the perfect man doesn't exist... explain my dog! Ok, our dog is actually a girl but gender is a construct and who cares! Seriously though, why are dogs so perfect? This sticker is for the silly dog fan. Holographic glossy vinyl weatherproof sticker.
4" x 2.5" die cut
Venice•
Opens today at 11:00 AM
Union is a home & lifestyle shop curated with women and queer-owned small businesses. our goal is to spread joy and make every day objects beautiful and fun.
Kelly
Owner
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Same-day delivery from Venice, pickup available
Easy 14 day returns
Verified independent store
Delivery Options
3-hour Delivery
Get it by 12:00 PM
24-hour Delivery
Get it by 8 PM tomorrow
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Only 1 left
if the perfect man doesn't exist, explain my dog
$5
If the perfect man doesn't exist... explain my dog! Ok, our dog is actually a girl but gender is a construct and who cares! Seriously though, why are dogs so perfect? This sticker is for the silly dog fan. Holographic glossy vinyl weatherproof sticker.
4" x 2.5" die cut
Venice•
Opens today at 11:00 AM
Union is a home & lifestyle shop curated with women and queer-owned small businesses. our goal is to spread joy and make every day objects beautiful and fun.
Kelly
Owner
Payments secured by Stripe
Same-day delivery from Venice, pickup available
Easy 14 day returns
Verified independent store
Delivery Options
3-hour Delivery
Get it by 12:00 PM
24-hour Delivery
Get it by 8 PM tomorrow
Pickup In Store
Get it by 12:00 PM